there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

but once you get to know me, I’m always like

When I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.

finding out someone you know is getting interested in something you’re interested in

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them

bigrnac:

im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

so much happiness you want to die hahaha

imagine how dark we’d all be if the light from our laptops could tan us